The Creative Writing Class 2023 – Meat & Hair (Ash Ambirge)

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The Creative Writing Class 2023 – Meat & Hair (Ash Ambirge)

The Creative Writing Class 2023 - Meat & Hair (Ash Ambirge)

The Creative Writing Class 2023 – Meat & Hair (Ash Ambirge)

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This course is available and delivery within a few hours!”Writing isn’t even fun anymore—it’s just a giant, fleshy, smelly armpit of a chore…except I gotta do it, because this is what my entire career / life / marriage / FUTURE HOBBY AS OPRAH IS RIDING ON.

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The Creative Writing Class 2023 – Meat & Hair (Ash Ambirge)

The Creative Writing Class 2023 - Meat & Hair (Ash Ambirge)

Or how about these fun-filled symptoms? You ever experience these filthy thoughts while writing / procrastinating /contemplating binge nachos?

  • Ugh, that sounds stupid. What am I, a prepubescent crotch molecule?

  • On paper I never sound like myself—I swear I’m way more fun than this.

  • Who is this formal, stiff, characterless corporate robot???

  • GENERIC CITYYYYYY.

  • Everybody else is more clever / creative / cool / funny than me.

  • Why do I even bother?

  • Is anybody even reading this? Hello?

  • I SOUND LIKE MR. ROGERS ATE A SOCCER MOM.

  • I can’t seem to communicate what I really think and feel.

  • I always sound awkward.

  • Yeah, nice caption, dipwit. “Comment below if you agree!” Real original, Jan!

  • No one’s clicking. No one’s buying. No one even cares I’m alive.

  • Am I wasting my time? Should I be cashing people out at Aldi’s Discount Warehouse? Would that be a better use of my time?

  • Another launch with zero fanfare. Cool, cool, cool.

  • I don’t even know what “my voice” is. (That fabled, elusive parable of the gods.)

  • What’s too much? What’s not enough? How do I ride the line between professional & personality?

  • “Just following up!” I wrote (yet) again, unsure what else to say.

  • Standing out is a cruel myth. We are all selling the same thing! How much different can I be?!

  • Writing isn’t even fun anymore—it’s just a giant, fleshy, smelly armpit of a chore…except I gotta do it, because this is what my entire career / life / marriage / FUTURE HOBBY AS OPRAH IS RIDING ON.

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